Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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