I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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