I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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