she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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