I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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