She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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