She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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