Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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