Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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