Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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