it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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