he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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