Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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