Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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