just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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