Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
don't judge my taste in strippers
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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