Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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