I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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