Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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