Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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