thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
did you just send me my own nude
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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