She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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