Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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