How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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