Porn is love you can see.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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