no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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