You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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