Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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