Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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