i don't like sucking hair
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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