just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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