You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
3pm strippers are depressing
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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