In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i came on her dog
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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