Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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