Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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