FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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