just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So many bounce houses so little time
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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