i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I have feelings that need drinking.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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