Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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