I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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