Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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