She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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