He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
why is half of my head shaved?
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