It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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