this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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