His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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