erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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