check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Randomize
