we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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