You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
