Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
A+ Viking dick
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
