you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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